"YOOH FUKEN BETCHE!!" i say to the fatter one.

Hey gurl hey!

so my plan yesterday (Thursday) was to lie low and chill out. LOL!, yeah, riiight! i spent the morning at home, went to a bbq in the afternoon with some of the federal way boys. p.s. chad is looking fuckin fierce! you go gurl!. one drink leads to another, and another, and another and one thing leds to another, and next thing you know... (in ryans words) " did you put your pee pee in his bum bum?" and yes, yes i did. in ALL of them! it was an interesting was to start my weekend. i went up the city around sunset time. spun poi with hot ryan and janelle. there learning fast! im really excited to see how good they get by freaknight! then i find myself at ryans drinking wine with him and jordan. we were all gurlin it up like we usually do, talkin about boys and jamin out to TLC. then our tipsy asses are off to PURR. i run into a few boys i haven't seen in a while. then i felt like dancing. on our way to R-place i get a visit from the "tranny porn" store. it was an amazing tranny porn session. ryan and i are EFFED UP! we hit the floor breakin bitches off! im hella drunk and blazed, and who do i run into? my cousin!! so i broke her off in a dance off! green bean was there, i think i slapped jordie for ditching out at chapel last weekend, i got hit of by a few boys dancing, it felt nice (.^_^.) after dancing up a storm, we head down to this pizza place by the baltic room, its a late nite pizza place. we walk into the narrow well lit, Italian looking pizzeria, music is bangin. and i dont know how the conversation came up, but the next thing i know, jordan is changing the music to, of course TLC. were singing along, two older fattter homos come in and order pizza too. there probably enjoying the craziness going on. were shouting and yelling, and just being all kinds of hot messyness. the pizza guy asks jordan if he wants to sing, and gives jordan a mike! and a kereoke song book! 2 min later, ryan has a video clip of jordan and i singing whitney houston, drunk, in a pizzaria, with two confused mos in the background. after laughing hella, the other two mos got there pizza before we did, and we clearly got there first. so i pointed at the fatter one and said in my drunken schmerds, "YOOH FUKEN BETCHE!!" and then i laugh so hard i almost fall off of my stool. after that episode, we swing by chapel to hit on roach and squeeze mitcho goodnight. on the walk back to ryans we come across some drying cement roped off with keep off signs and red plastic rope off tape. Jordan though it was a finish line! he doesn't know its not the break away kinda tape. so hes running and draging these large keep off sings behind him, across the ground making all kinds of noise! lucky for us the cement was already dry. we make a quick retreat back to ryans. we first watch a little tranny porn, and then wonder show zen! the only thing i remember is a bunch of kids eating god. " wtf?". we pass out and wake up the next morning asking alot of questions and sending out damage control text messages making sure we still we still have friends. oh gurl what a night! speaking of which, im going to hakuna matata tonight! its going to be meyhem!

ON a side note! do you remember that gay zombie movie OTTO aka UP WITH DEAD PEOPLE. if you dont, this might jog your memory.



have a nice day gurl, i heard its going to be like 80! YEAAAHHSSS!!!!