are you efin serious? i just spent the past hour writing about jail, and recaping my weekend, and my computer lost it all!!! DAMN GURL DAMN! so instead of going into detail about everything ill just give you the short and sweet version in a glob of schmerds. (exactly).
Thursday- drinks at Julia's with the boys, i went up a size with my lobes. dancing at 80s night with joe and ryan surrounded by tall ugly tyranny's in tragic dresses. i saw Cher, she sang and danced to turn back time. some director wants her to be cat woman, i went numb from the good news. speaking of divas, did you see old potato face at the VMAs? bitch is lookin fierce! somewhere in Denver there is a little homo named tyler getting his chubby off to the fact that BRITNEY is back!
Friday- dinner party at joeys with wife Nicola and Jeff. Nicolas margaritas were way to strong. but delicious. joey got new gay ass truck. and Nicola got a new car too. i think it was a focus. dinner was a pork roast stuffed with olive tapenade, and on the side was rosemary and feta mashed potatoes. after that i went back to Seattle, went out for drinks, got black out drunk and threw up scotch, tequila, and several other drinks into Ryan's toilet.
Saturday- at night we went out to chapel for confessions. it was also Darius b-day. i got him HELLA blunt wraps! which im sure are half gone by now! all the boys came out! at one point i counted 20 people large, not including our wonderful bartender friends there. Ryan and i made out with the same guy, he was 6ft6! twinky cutie. we almost tagged teamed that green bean. we went back to d's, hot ryan and i teamed up for a light show extravaganza! then when we left, i got into a fight with joe. it was drunk mess. then back to ryans to drink water and vomit. FUN!
SUNDAY- was a chill day. my highlight was spinning poi in the park with janell and ryan, and smoking so much pot i totally forgot what i was doing every 5 seconds. it felt like summer still to me. We went to ezells for chicken, it was (oprah voice) AAAHHMAAAZING!!! later that night we were at joes chillin, it was so nice just to be with my 2 best friends, smokin, chillin, i wish mitch was there and my circle would be complete.
Monday- ryan ditched work to hang out with the favorite mo'. we did what we did best, sit around in our undies, smoke untill were blind, and i cook something delicious.
OK, so thats what i did this weekend,, i dont think it all happened in that order, ya know how it is! all my days just blend into a beautiful orgy of music, smoke and laughter. and then it hits me... i think to myself, how lucky i am. no, not lucky..., blessed. yeah thats it, i feel blessed. i have an accepting family i love, and they understand me. my friends and fabulous, they make me, me. like my mantra says " i am a collection of everything" and its true. i am direct reflection of all the good in my life, and the good i find in my friends, and i have nothing but love to give. the only aspect of life im lacking at is job and money. so i need to focus and get a job and start being more responsible. not just so i can play "grown up" i want to be able to enjoy my amazing life more. i hate how money controls your lifestyle, so i try my best to enjoy everything around me all the time. so as a favor to myself, im going to try and be smarter about my money. anywho thats all for now, sleep well and dream well.
SIDENOTES-----
-I like posh's new do!
-brit brit is working it!
-velvet code looks like goth fags 80s rejects who sing like girls.
-this blog scares me-
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/homicidereport/
- QUOTE " im sorry what did you say?, i was too busy thinking about tranny porn."-me
and for your viewing pleasure....penguins!!
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GIRL! WHAT A WEEKEND! And it was Monday we did all the walking and twirling of strings.
MISS YA, GIRL!
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