HEY GURL HEY!!
i have a story for you! so... 2 sisters come in celebrating a birthday, the birthday girl is TOTALLY TANKED! she gets her facial, passes out while masking, breath smelling like a brewery. then she gets her massage... while laying face down and being gently rocked back and forth during her massage, the therapist notices her hands are DIGGING FOR CHANGE IN HERR HOO-HAA!! wtf?! seriously, she is totally playing puppet show. it aint right. on a lighter note...
the definition of tall dark and handsome came in from out of town to shop for new undies for himself and his lucky bastard boyfriend. this guy was a tall order of sexy with a side order of husband material. he was from kentucky, they bread horses, they love to hike and fish and they have a collection of art from around the world. he spoke with a soft kindness in his voice, and he took his time to finish a sentence. he had the body of the statue of david. GURL! anywho heres my point. i got to watch him try on about 15 pairs of underwear and his package was soooo big, (how big was it?) i kid you not, his massive manhood wouldnt fit in most of the funderwear!!! i was like DAAAAAMN GINA! old boy here gots more balls than the NBA and handles more meat on a day to day basis than a butcher! i dont know how his boyfriend handles all that, bitches got more junk than a yard sale. *Le sigh. im in love.
On my way home after work i stopped by Galactic boutique to gurl it with with Karl and get out of the rain. it always nice to stop by there and talk about boys and such.
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IN OTHER NEWS:
today is day 6 out for 44. the countdown continues.
Bernie mack went to heaven
p.diddy is making a cologne? "i am king". interesting.
american died in beijing?
38 people were killed by vampire bats in caracas, venezuela?
and
james vander beak from dawsons creek looks ugly when he cries. heres a tasty little tid bit.
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Friday, August 8, 2008
gay bikers,cornish hens, and balls of fire
oh what day! i thought it would never end! its weird getting use to this full time work schedule thingy.
this morning i was insanely early for work so i poked around madison market for a min, fancy schmancy place. love that its only a block from work! whoo hoo! after my long ass shift i walked the long route all the way downtown to enjoy the sunshine. i came home and dad made cornish hens, so i decided to make a fabulous veggie stir fry with chilli lime cilantro reduction. yum yums. my brothers girlfriend of 5 years joined us for dinner, it was fun and strawberry shortcakes for desert. this has been the most non stressfull day i have had all week. thank god!
I finally have both my fire videos online! yay! im off to bed, enjoy the videos.
kisses and sunshine-
T.Oliver.
this morning i was insanely early for work so i poked around madison market for a min, fancy schmancy place. love that its only a block from work! whoo hoo! after my long ass shift i walked the long route all the way downtown to enjoy the sunshine. i came home and dad made cornish hens, so i decided to make a fabulous veggie stir fry with chilli lime cilantro reduction. yum yums. my brothers girlfriend of 5 years joined us for dinner, it was fun and strawberry shortcakes for desert. this has been the most non stressfull day i have had all week. thank god!
I finally have both my fire videos online! yay! im off to bed, enjoy the videos.
kisses and sunshine-
T.Oliver.
ie teh yuu ebi ting
its not even 11am and i have something to say about my day!
for those of you who dont know, i work at a day spa. this gay biker couple comes in for a male brazilian... let me paint you a picture....
the guy getting the brazailian is late 30s scryffy construction worker type with a handle bar mustache (think freddie mercury love child with construction worker form the village people)
hes wearing leather chaps and a super cute smile.
his boyfriend is a muscle daddy sugar silver fox who is as charming as a dog in heat.
they call eachother sweety and baby, yeah its sounds hella gay, BECAUSE IT IS! and im basking in the glow of it all. we gurl it up for a hot sec, they go back in for the treatment and i sit and wait expecting for a scream followed by a bitch slap.....
for those of you who dont know, i work at a day spa. this gay biker couple comes in for a male brazilian... let me paint you a picture....
the guy getting the brazailian is late 30s scryffy construction worker type with a handle bar mustache (think freddie mercury love child with construction worker form the village people)
hes wearing leather chaps and a super cute smile.
his boyfriend is a muscle daddy sugar silver fox who is as charming as a dog in heat.
they call eachother sweety and baby, yeah its sounds hella gay, BECAUSE IT IS! and im basking in the glow of it all. we gurl it up for a hot sec, they go back in for the treatment and i sit and wait expecting for a scream followed by a bitch slap.....
Thursday, August 7, 2008
day dreaming on the 510
hey gurl hey!!
so my day was full of gay manequines, bus rides, and beef!! lets start with work, i re-did the window display for the gay softball world series coming up. i dressed the boys in matching baseball gear, pants down with jock straps showing and thier holding hands!! aww cute! then it was bus time!! cap hill to downtown to everett then back to the hill, back to downtown, then to federal way. at one point i fell asleep while standing up and leaning on the bus! weird huh?
i was off at 5 and i just got home at 10pm. lame sauce!! but i did come home to a pot roast and dolce. so that made my day. enough about my day, lets kevetch....
so heres whats bothering me right now. my so called "best friend" who shall name unnamed. seems like he doesent miss me at all, and that hurts. he never called on my last weekend out before house arrest, NOT EVEN A BLOoDY PHONE CALL!!! i dont know how selfish one can be. granted he did o to my sentenceing, but i practaly had a beg him. now hhe and his boyfriend just split and he doesent even call me to talk about it! yeah i kow what your thinking," why dont you call him?" thats the thing, im always calling him. but not this time. im hurt and bitter. and if i know anything about human psyche is this, people place other people where they want them in life. and if this is where you want me old friend then so be it. i hope the people your surrounding your self with right now show you as much love and i did.
*le sigh!
on a lighter note, my paycheck was fat. yay.
well kids its 11:30 and i have work in the morning.
sad i missed americas best dance crew tonight.
shout out to cory!! who just left on milatary thingy, we will see him in a year. hummm.... i should have him send me a kimono or two. thank you cory for fighting for the gays!! hoo-raah!
sleep well.
so my day was full of gay manequines, bus rides, and beef!! lets start with work, i re-did the window display for the gay softball world series coming up. i dressed the boys in matching baseball gear, pants down with jock straps showing and thier holding hands!! aww cute! then it was bus time!! cap hill to downtown to everett then back to the hill, back to downtown, then to federal way. at one point i fell asleep while standing up and leaning on the bus! weird huh?
i was off at 5 and i just got home at 10pm. lame sauce!! but i did come home to a pot roast and dolce. so that made my day. enough about my day, lets kevetch....
so heres whats bothering me right now. my so called "best friend" who shall name unnamed. seems like he doesent miss me at all, and that hurts. he never called on my last weekend out before house arrest, NOT EVEN A BLOoDY PHONE CALL!!! i dont know how selfish one can be. granted he did o to my sentenceing, but i practaly had a beg him. now hhe and his boyfriend just split and he doesent even call me to talk about it! yeah i kow what your thinking," why dont you call him?" thats the thing, im always calling him. but not this time. im hurt and bitter. and if i know anything about human psyche is this, people place other people where they want them in life. and if this is where you want me old friend then so be it. i hope the people your surrounding your self with right now show you as much love and i did.
*le sigh!
on a lighter note, my paycheck was fat. yay.
well kids its 11:30 and i have work in the morning.
sad i missed americas best dance crew tonight.
shout out to cory!! who just left on milatary thingy, we will see him in a year. hummm.... i should have him send me a kimono or two. thank you cory for fighting for the gays!! hoo-raah!
sleep well.
blue boogie (poem)
the clouds are angels
dancing in the sky
breaking through
milky blue boogie
disco stars tapping
banging beats
sun shinning DJ
comets sharing records
universe warms blackness with echos
bouncing back
bleeps and pings
off solar rings
shattered by thunder
are you listening
dark side, moon grooves
tune out and tune in
oceans dancing salsa
never missing a step
foward back repeat
silent music
soul grooving madness
listen with your eyes
everythings dancing
sweet harmony
love- Tristan
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
THUG LIFE!
HEY GURL HEY!
so i just noticed how gang-sta i really am. im 24 ive done hard time in county jail, dated a minor, got a taste for the exotic powders, i have piercings, im currently wearing a home monitoring anklet, and i spent the past two nights in jail.......... THUGLIFE BITCH! maybe i shold start my own gang? how about a fancy schmancy gay gang sign? OH! what if i use the sign the letter r with my right hand and make a rainbow?? or how about i wink, pinck my nipples and blow kisses while standing on one foot? anywho, im at work right now, looking FAAAAAbulous as always im my flowered sarong and pretty pink shirt. hopefully i will have the new phone line put in mom and dads house so i can go home and not have to sleep in jail tonight. ohh what a thug life!
-tristan.
so i just noticed how gang-sta i really am. im 24 ive done hard time in county jail, dated a minor, got a taste for the exotic powders, i have piercings, im currently wearing a home monitoring anklet, and i spent the past two nights in jail.......... THUGLIFE BITCH! maybe i shold start my own gang? how about a fancy schmancy gay gang sign? OH! what if i use the sign the letter r with my right hand and make a rainbow?? or how about i wink, pinck my nipples and blow kisses while standing on one foot? anywho, im at work right now, looking FAAAAAbulous as always im my flowered sarong and pretty pink shirt. hopefully i will have the new phone line put in mom and dads house so i can go home and not have to sleep in jail tonight. ohh what a thug life!
-tristan.
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