HEY GURL HEY!!
i have a story for you! so... 2 sisters come in celebrating a birthday, the birthday girl is TOTALLY TANKED! she gets her facial, passes out while masking, breath smelling like a brewery. then she gets her massage... while laying face down and being gently rocked back and forth during her massage, the therapist notices her hands are DIGGING FOR CHANGE IN HERR HOO-HAA!! wtf?! seriously, she is totally playing puppet show. it aint right. on a lighter note...
the definition of tall dark and handsome came in from out of town to shop for new undies for himself and his lucky bastard boyfriend. this guy was a tall order of sexy with a side order of husband material. he was from kentucky, they bread horses, they love to hike and fish and they have a collection of art from around the world. he spoke with a soft kindness in his voice, and he took his time to finish a sentence. he had the body of the statue of david. GURL! anywho heres my point. i got to watch him try on about 15 pairs of underwear and his package was soooo big, (how big was it?) i kid you not, his massive manhood wouldnt fit in most of the funderwear!!! i was like DAAAAAMN GINA! old boy here gots more balls than the NBA and handles more meat on a day to day basis than a butcher! i dont know how his boyfriend handles all that, bitches got more junk than a yard sale. *Le sigh. im in love.
On my way home after work i stopped by Galactic boutique to gurl it with with Karl and get out of the rain. it always nice to stop by there and talk about boys and such.
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IN OTHER NEWS:
today is day 6 out for 44. the countdown continues.
Bernie mack went to heaven
p.diddy is making a cologne? "i am king". interesting.
american died in beijing?
38 people were killed by vampire bats in caracas, venezuela?
and
james vander beak from dawsons creek looks ugly when he cries. heres a tasty little tid bit.
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