OK, so here is the step by step method i use to make fabulous pumpkins!!
STEP ONE!
OPEN THE GOURD! and drink!!!!
STEP 2!
GET UP IN DEM GUTS!!!! and PLAY WITH THEM GUTS!! and DRINK!!
STEP 3!!
PHOTOSHOP PLAYING WITH THEM GUTS!! WHILE DRINKING!!!
STEP 4!! DRINK AND THINK!!!
THINK OF LAST YEARS PUMPKIN DESIGN AND THINK OF A MORE FABULOUS ONE! LAST YEAR I MADE A CHANEL PUMPKIN,
THIS YEAR ITS GOING TO BE A HEY GURL PUMPKIN!!
STEP 5!
GRAB A KNIFE AND CUT THE BETCH!!!! "PUT YOUR DRINK DOWN!!!"
STEP 6!
then put a candle in it and your done!!!! AND HAVE YOUR SELF A VICTORY DRINK!!!
and there ya go! thats how you make gay ass gourds!!!
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OMG you are sooo fucking funny! LOL I LOVE YOU! Oh and I REALLY REALLY miss you gurl. It's been at least a hot minute if not a hot hour since I have seen you last! =)
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