check him out and read his material! his first post was about Ryan philipie. i wanted to post up my favorite video of him running naked in the video above, and him showering in the video below. enjoy homos!
OK, LETS GURL IT UP FOR A HOT SEC.... why is dating so difficult? and why am i being so picky? if your single like me, i wake up everyday, thinking about my day, what m going to do, who im going to see, and most importantly... WhAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO WEAR! i think i wear reasonably cute outfits, some more comfortable than others. AND FOR WHAT? so us single folk can do our daily mating dance? speak of mating dances... this mating dance was so cute, i had to post it!
TONIGHT!!! i dance the mating dance once again. lol. i have a date tonight! I'm looking forward to it. I'm taking this guy out to the saint for some fine Tequila and then some fun out on the town.
I don't mind being single, its just that i want to do fun things with someone special. I consider my lifestyle, exciting, and spontaneous, but lonely at times. i fill the lonely void with my friends. i love my friends, each and every one i call MY FRIEND is absolutely fabulous in their own way. and i treat my friends well, because they do the same for me. sometimes good friends are better than having a boyfriends. sometimes.... lol.
I think of myself as a one man guy. when im with someone, im dedicated. and i treat him with the respect and passion he deserves. the best way to sum me up is the chrous from the song " one man guy" rufus wainwright style.
""""" ONE MAN GUY""""" "People will know when they see this show The kind of a guy I am They'll recognize just what I stand for and what I just can't stand They'll perceive what I believe in And what I know is true And they'll recognize I'm a one man guy Always was through and through"
'Cause I'm a one man guy in the morning Same in the afternoon One man guy when the sun goes down I whistle me a one man tune One man guy a one man guy Only kind of guy to be I'm a one man guy I'm a one man guy I'm a one man guy is me"
*le sigh. being a HOPELESS romantic sucks. i feel like a buried treasure waiting to be un earthed and humped.
MEANWHILE.......
go out there and do your damn mating dance. but ask yourself, who are you dancing for? and could anyone else be watching you dance? my advice to dating is this....
think of life as a slow dance, the best part of a slow dance is not the music, or what your wearing, its that moment... when all you feel is the breathe of person your dancing with, all that you hear is music and heart beats. all this happening with your eyes closed. dont dance to fast, you might miss the most important step.
in the words of pink...
If God is a DJ Life is a dance floor Love is the rhythm You are the music If God is a DJ Life is a dance floor You get what you're given It's all how you use it...
OMG!!! its that time of year again! it already THANKSGIVING!!!
Im happy to report that i have alot to be happy for this year. im in better shape than i was last year, im working on projects im excited for, and most of all, ive met some AMAZING people this year. even though i dont live on capitol hill anymore, i still call it home. I guess i cant really complain, as long as im surrounded with good people, good times, and good tranny porn. im as happy as a homo shopping for handbags.
HOWEVER! the down side of this holiday is that its BONQUISHAS BIRTH DAY!!!! and im letting my inner fat betch not just eat.... but FEED!!! i can see her now, sitting in front of the turkey while its deep frying, moaning and rubbing her nipples.
WANNA SEE BONQUISHA'S HAPPY DANCE!!!!?
I KNOW RIIIIGHT!
meanwhile.....
last night was te night before thanks giving, i decided it would be a good night to introduce and mix a couple of new faces to my gaggle. we all went to mitchos and had a tranny porn fest. adam and steven came over and met the gaggle for the first time, jeff got to meet some new faces, GROAN and daniel were there, and so was JOE! Steven showed us some fabulous card tricks, and tripped us out! it was a good way to start off the holi-gay season. next up is a series of dinner parties... im excited. im thinking about dosing everyone with mushrooms and serving them dinner. this is what it would look like....
Im sure you guys are still hearing about the protests and what not all over the news, i just found this fabulous little clip of or FAVORITE MARGRET CHO singing a song about mormons.
MEANWHILE!!!
what a weekend! IM SUPER DUPER POOPED! some of my favorite highlights from this weekend were; drinking absinthe with the boys, going to LUCID. WATCHING ALOT OF TRANNY PORN!, kickin it with strippers, DANCING MY ASS OFF AT KING CAT! eating cookies with adam and steve! and kicking it with teri and her homo! whew! that was fun, im excited to see whats coming up next on my social calendar. well, im going to bed early, i have to wake up and go work out.
i loved the use of shadows is this film. it reminds me alot like waking life, scanner darkly, ghost world kinda feel. what do you think?
I GOT MORE EYE CANDY FOR YA!
Photographer Jason Rowan makes a spectacular "Return to Key West" for an all-new gay travel project commissioned by the Island House, the Key West Business Guild and the Monroe County Tourist Development Council.
"""The story revolves around three men -- two Rowan alumni ,Levi Poulter ("Four Days in Key West") and Scott Wilson ("Room 103"), along with Ryan Findlay, whom you may remember from Bruce Weber shots and Tommy Hilfiger campaigns in the 1990s. Findlay does landscape architecture in Los Angeles now, but came out of retirement just for this assignment -- and it looks like it was well worth the effort. Here are some highlights. """" (FROM KENNETH WALSH BLOG) pssssst....... (i know you were looking for some REAL eye candy, so CLICK HERE and thank me later. (.^_^.) *CLIPS FROM THE PROJECT RETURN TO KEY WEST*
if i walked on a girl wearing that mask i would FREAK THE EF OUT! come on toshi! COME OAREN! (vermelion pleasure night ref.) i grew up watching scary ass movies, with axe murders, psycos on mission, and JASON hacking camper up into little bits....
speaking of JASON in a beauty mask hacking people up.......
do you remember KELLY ROWALND (destinys child) was in the movie FREDDY VS JASON?
watch this clip and try to spot the beauty mask.......
im about ready for bed, but this BOOKASHADE mix is A-MAY-ZING!!!
for those of you who dont know, "FRENCH PUSSY" is a verry talented graphic designer. this is his latest piece from his expansive art collection. THANK YOU TYTY FOR THE FABULOUS NEW ART! GOOD WORK BUDDY!
and speaking of BRITNEY!! she is SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT!!! with her new MTV special. WHERE WE GET TO HEAR IT STRAIGHT FROM POTATO FACE HERSELF!
MARK FRINA IS THE SHIT! every thing i think of HOUSE MUSIC 2 things pop into my head right away. 1. -TERI-!!!!!!<3 U GURL!!! AND 2. MARK FRINA!!!
THIS IS MY IDEAL CHILL OUT, LAZY SUNDAY KINDA SONG! I HOE YOU LIKE IT AS MUCH AS I DO!
"dream machine is one of my favorite songs! and i want to share it with you!!! THIS IS A BAD ASS SMOKING SONG!!!! AND BELOW THIS. IM POSTING THE LYRICS! LETS HAVE A SING ALONG!!! ITS FUN!!!
-DREAM MACHINE- what are you thinking of what are you doing what do you think you can do what you are what you do looking out at ripples on the dance floor what do you mean is what you get did you forget to know what the end is to begin clearing looking out at ripples on the dance floor
dream machine did you get everything you asked for dream machine rattlesnake a charm on the dance floor
love's rage broken page electric lights and glass bone nights electric lines run through your minds distractions with radio contraptions pipe ashes night glasses tick tock hear the wind lick the window ignited you're invited grow wings sprouting from the backbone
dream machine mister jones you don't know what you came for dream machine rattlesnake a charm on the dance floor
we are like those two mirrors steaming in the rain we are those two lovers holding each other's hands dream with me rattlesnake a charm on the dance floor
I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU TO FAG OUT ON TODAY!!!!
Have you ever heard of the boy band BOYZONE? there HUGE in europe and asia. one of there most popular songs is no matter what. heres the video, and yes... THE LEAD SINGER SINGER IS UBER HOT!
This boyband started in the 90s and continue to make music! they came out with a new album this year.
BOYZONE JUST RELEASED ONE OF THER NEW MUSIC VIDEOS "BETTER" i just watched it, and i agree, its WAY BETTER!! the boys are thinking out side the box and ALLOWING A LOVE SONG MUSIC VIDEO WITH TWO MEN AS LOVE INTERESTS!!!! for any band this is a major leap forward. in their career they have sold over 20 million records!! with a fan base like that, this "gay" music video seems like a huge risk. but guess what!.... PEOPLE ARE LOVING IT!!! GO TEAM!!! and without further delay.....
I was on the way home this morning when i spy with my queer eye the BIGGEST WIENER IVE EVER SEEN! OMFG ITS THE MOTHER EF-IN.......... O-S-C-A-R M-A-Y-E-R WIENER MOBILE!!!
it was parked in seatac out of all places. this GIANT TUBE STEAK made my morning more interesting. did you know the licence plate read B-O-L-O-G-N-A. ?
YOU thing I GET EXCITED FOR THE WIENER MOBILE?... CHECK OUT THIS NERD....
OH NO HE DIDDNT JUST SAY "GO BABY GO" TO A GIANT METAL HOTDOG! ohh yes...HE DID! (dork) (hahahahaha)
well im off to poi practice, and then im playing with the sewing machine! (yay!)
ill post something for you to fag out on later.
I HEART WIENERS! i want to put this on a shirt with this as the logo....
i just got off the Phone with TYLER aka "THE ORIGINAL FRENCH PUSSY!" and he is going to be back in less than 30 days!!!!
JUST IN TIME FOR NEW YEARS! THE COUNT DOWN BEGINS!!!
TyTy is my little BETCH oops, i mean HES MY LITTLE BABY!! hes been rotting away in the butthole of DENVER for the past FEW MONTHS!!!! and i cant wait untill he gets back in town. HES GOING TO BE HERE FOR A WEEK! my gaggle has been incomplete since he left!
WHEN Tyler gets here, believe me when i say ITS GOING TO BE AN EPIC WEEK / NEW YEARS!! and for those of you lucky enough to be joining us for the series or parties were going to be throwing, you in for ONE HELL OF A FABULOUS TIME!
WERE GONNA GET THAT FRENCH PUSSY GURRRLLL!!! AND SMEAR IT ALL OVER THIS TRANNY OF A TOWN!!
OK, so ive posted alot of WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT (WTF) SCHMERDS(stuff and words) before, BUT THIS REALLY TAKES THE CAKE!
This Delicious clip came from a 70s TV show called RAINBOW.
"WHISKEY TWANGER FOXTROT!" WTF is right gurl!
MEANWHILE..... here is something for you to FAG OUT ON NA!!!, did you know that DUCKS and BUNNYS snore? AWWWW FOR KUYTE!
Today is sunday! SUNday!! SUNDAY!!!! yesterday was the PROP 8 RALLY!! im waiting for pics to come in so i can post em!
MEANWHILE!... MY LITTLE BROTHER COMES UP TO ME AND TOLD ME A NEW CATCH PHRASE! i swear hes a little non-gay cabon copy of me! hes hilarious! anywho.... HE SAID" I WASNT MACKIN ON THAT GIRL, I WAS JUST GETTIN SOME POON POINTS!" WTF ARE POON PINTS? whatever they are, i like the phrase. (.^_^.)
well tonight im going to dinner party. ill put up pics (if there funny).
i hope you all have a fabulous lazy sunday! and remember PLUCK YOUR TWANGER!
Im a 24 year old fire spinning homo in seattle. I love electronic music and really gay things.
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