beyonce @ burger king?

thank you other tristan for the video!!

EF TECH!

i used to work at The Sharper Image i know a thing or tho about stupid gizmos that dont really do much for tooo much money.

excuse me gurl, did your dick just hickup?

PANLIN FOR PREZ 2012

yeah, its true, she wants wants the whole enchalada! i hope obama bit ch slaps her at a debate.

wanna see something i found thats soooo for fun?


PALIN AS PRESIDENT!!!! CLICK AROUND ON OBJECTS IN THE OVAL OFFICE!

WORK THAT BOW GURL!!!

remember that bow aretha franklins bow?... did you see ellen wear that hat?



IF THAT HAT COULD TALK, IT WOULD SOUND LIKE THIS.......





ARETHA FRANKLIN CAN WEAR A BOW THAT DAYM BIG BECAUSE SHE IS ONE OF GODS GIFTS! WORK IT GURL!


HEYGURLBLOG WOULD LIVE TO START A NEW KUDOS SYSTEM...... I CALL IT THE "PUSH IT POINTS!"


AND GURL, IM GIVING YOUR THE FIRST ONE!

hey gurl pole dance!

watch this heffer dance on a pole! in a strange nerdy way she reminds me of the world spinning in space around the north and south poles. daym ive been watching to much nat. geo.

hey gurl alphabet!

ok you queers, listen up, i want you marys to mesmorize the following......

THE GAY ALPHABET!





i wish B was for bareback! tehehe.

HEY GURL GET IT!!!

this is my public service announcment for the week!



go out there and get is safely!


THE MORE YOU KNOW
QUE THE DAMN STAR!......

ohh gurl, your gay!

real world brooklyn has a post of tranny! but thats not why im exxxcited!

super cute kinda not sorta gay questioning metrosexual.... oh you be the judge.....

does this look like he begining to a porno?

this clip explains its self.

ITS TO WIDE! IT WONT FIT! ITS TOO BIG!!

THIS IS FOR YOU JORDAN. THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME SMILE SO MUCH!

WORK IT LUKE AND NOAH!!!

THANK YOU GAY TV BLOG TO LT ME KNOW ABOUT THE GAY SEX SCENE ON THE SOAP "AS THE WORLD TURNS" I USED TO WATCVH THIS SOAP WHEN I WAS YOUNGER! OMG WOOOW! HOW PROGRESSIVE!

heres the clip. its kinga long, but its the best quality video i found. and its worth the wait!

kudos to the soap homos who know approved this scene!



WOAH DAAAAAAYM!!

I THINK THE SOAP WORLD JUST TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!!

WAL*MART BINGO!!!

OK, THIS MADE ME CRACK UP BECAUSE I LIVE 5 MIN AWAY FROM THE FEDERAL WAY WALMART!! I PLAYED THIS ONE AND THE
WHOLE BOARD WAS BLACKED OUT IN LESS THAN 15 MIN!

HEY GURL TENNIS BALLS!!!

HGH! ITS TIME TO FAG OUT NAW!!!



DAYYYM! TIMES MUST BE TOUGH....

WANNA SEE A TENNIS PLAYER TURNED STRIPPER?

just heyyyyyyy......

helllo everyone!!!

im a little scattered brained. theres alot of stuff going on in my little world. so i just wanted to post some old techno and just enjoy this tranny porn. heres the first one. soooooo 90's house. listen to the advancedments in house, back then i hear more natural sounds and more innovation that later lead to oter sub generes of house.



this next one is awesome in its simplicity.




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS BAD BOY BILL SAMPLE MIX!! CLICK ON LINK BELOW!!!
DO IT NOW!

DI DI MAO!! DI DI MAO! DI DI MAO!!!!!

and because this bad boy bill sample mix was disabled CLICK ON HERE!!!! its so 90's i love it!! check out his turn turn table action!!!
IS SOO SICK!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HEY GURL RICHARD SIMMONS!

ok everyone, i have to get to bed, but heres a lil somthing something........

RICKARD SIMMONS ON WHOES LINE!!!
this one is really funny!!! richard as a prop!


how about wayne brady singing a disco song to richard simmons for song styles!



RICHARD SIMMONS AS A GIANT PIECE OF TOAST!! WITH PAULA DEEN! AND SHES a GIANT STICK OF BUTTER! WTF!
thanks himitcho for the tip!!



how about him falling down on ELLEN!



heres him CURSING AND LAUGHING LIKE A well.... like a crazy ass psyco!



OK, WE ALL KNOWS HES ALITTLE NUTS BUT WE HAVE TO REMEMBER, HES AN INSPIRATION TO TENS AND TENS OF PEOPLE, MAYBE ENOUGH TO FILL A WHOLE SCHOOL BUS, BUT HE IS ALSO THE ENTERTAINMENT OF MILLIONS AND MILLIONS MORE, IF HE WAS SITTING IN FRONT OF YOU HE WOULD SAY.....



OK, IM SPENT, I HAVE TO BE UP EARLY. GOODNIGHT YALLL!

BEFORE I FORGET!...

remember me telling you at richard simmons attacking a new womens foot?

HERE YA GO!

hey gurl HAHAHAHA!

OK, i have a gay confession, i dont know jack about the mary tyler moore show. but after watching this funny ass lady, cloris leachmen, i think im going to have to start watching,

here she is roasting BOB SAGET
ENJOY!



ok, NOW im going to bed. GOODNIGHT!

HEY GURL IM BACK!!!!!

OK LADIES.... now where were we? OH YEAH! i was wasting your time with fabulousness!!!!

im back betches, and to start things off, heres ANDERSON COOPER AND PUPPIES!!!!!!




ok, queers and steers, i know yall been wondering where ive been.... heres the honest truth....

I WAS MAKING A VIDEO WITH BONQUISHA....... it almost took me all month!! but here you go, my final video....

(for the love of god, please smoke a bowl first and then watch this)



HAHAHAHAHHA!!!

SWEET DREAMS!!!

but ill leave you with something a little less scary........

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THIS WAS!??!



IF YOU GUESSED IT WAS A NINJA TURTLE TEADDY BEAR.......... YOUR FVCKING WRONG!!!!

IF YOU GUESSED IT WAS A SAD LOOKING LADY WITH A MISS PIGGY FACE WEARING A SHIRT SHE STOLE OUT OF A BLIND TRANNYS CLOSET........... YOUR ALMOST RIGHT, BUT STILL FVCKING WRONG!!!!!!


***** BUT IF YOU GUESSED THAT IT USED TO BE A SELF RESPECTING *~POODLE~* YOU ARE C-O-R-R-E-C-T!!!


AND I KNOW YALL BEEN MISSING MY DAILY DOSE OF FAGGING OUT!!! SOOOO......

I HAD TO LOOK HARD AND I FOUND SOMETHING SPECIAL......

ENJOY!!



HAHAHAHAHA! I BET YOU DIDDNT THINK IT WAS A COMMERICAL HUH?

i swear ive seen those guys before in a rageing stallions movie before..... eh, anywho.

OK IM SPENT!!

ok boys and gurls, its a new year! go out there and spread the love!
see you next time!!!

DAMN ITS GOOD TO BE BACK!
-BYE GURL BYE!!!

HEY GURL LOVIN!!!

ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN!!!

LOVE is in the air!!!

i can feel it!!!........


OH DAMNIT!!! i have to get going, i just got an offer to go "play" in the snow.... tehehe.. blue balls are about to have a whole new meaning.

anywho....

ill finish this post later, but in the mean time, ill leave you with this gift.........




A JAPANESE MAN PEALING A BANANA WITH HIS ASS.......

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