Thursday, December 18, 2008

HEY GURL LOVIN!!!



ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN!!!

LOVE is in the air!!!

i can feel it!!!........


OH DAMNIT!!! i have to get going, i just got an offer to go "play" in the snow.... tehehe.. blue balls are about to have a whole new meaning.

anywho....

ill finish this post later, but in the mean time, ill leave you with this gift.........




A JAPANESE MAN PEALING A BANANA WITH HIS ASS.......

Link: Banane



Link: Banane

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

OHHH.... heeeyyyy gurl.

ok boys and gurls, say hello to my little friend....



My little buddy ADAM has a new blog. its called "My side of Eden"


check him out and read his material! his first post was about Ryan philipie.
i wanted to post up my favorite video of him running naked in the video above, and him showering in the video below. enjoy homos!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

HEY GURL! PUSH IT PUSH IT! YEAHS YEAHSS!!!



OK, LETS GURL IT UP FOR A HOT SEC....
why is dating so difficult? and why am i being so picky? if your single like me, i wake up everyday, thinking about my day, what m going to do, who im going to see, and most importantly... WhAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO WEAR! i think i wear reasonably cute outfits, some more comfortable than others. AND FOR WHAT? so us single folk can do our daily mating dance?
speak of mating dances... this mating dance was so cute, i had to post it!


TONIGHT!!! i dance the mating dance once again. lol. i have a date tonight! I'm looking forward to it. I'm taking this guy out to the saint for some fine Tequila and then some fun out on the town.

I don't mind being single, its just that i want to do fun things with someone special. I consider my lifestyle, exciting, and spontaneous, but lonely at times. i fill the lonely void with my friends. i love my friends, each and every one i call MY FRIEND is absolutely fabulous in their own way. and i treat my friends well, because they do the same for me. sometimes good friends are better than having a boyfriends. sometimes.... lol.

I think of myself as a one man guy. when im with someone, im dedicated. and i treat him with the respect and passion he deserves. the best way to sum me up is the chrous from the song " one man guy" rufus wainwright style.




""""" ONE MAN GUY"""""
"People will know when they see this show
The kind of a guy I am
They'll recognize just what I stand for and what I just can't stand
They'll perceive what I believe in
And what I know is true
And they'll recognize I'm a one man guy
Always was through and through"

'Cause I'm a one man guy in the morning
Same in the afternoon
One man guy when the sun goes down
I whistle me a one man tune
One man guy a one man guy
Only kind of guy to be
I'm a one man guy
I'm a one man guy
I'm a one man guy is me"



*le sigh. being a HOPELESS romantic sucks. i feel like a buried treasure waiting to be un earthed and humped.

MEANWHILE.......

go out there and do your damn mating dance. but ask yourself, who are you dancing for? and could anyone else be watching you dance? my advice to dating is this....

think of life as a slow dance, the best part of a slow dance is not the music, or what your wearing, its that moment... when all you feel is the breathe of person your dancing with, all that you hear is music and heart beats. all this happening with your eyes closed. dont dance to fast, you might miss the most important step.

in the words of pink...

If God is a DJ
Life is a dance floor
Love is the rhythm
You are the music
If God is a DJ
Life is a dance floor
You get what you're given
It's all how you use it...

-Tristan.